20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Get

Here’s a list of 20 jokes that only intellectuals will understand… how many do you get?

My two favorites:

  1. “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”
  2. “Helium walk into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here!” Helium doesn’t react.”

 

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